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I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!
celebs have so much money and for what. to dress poorly at a themed event that they knew was coming
Timothée Chalamet would’ve never done this goddammit Tim where are you when we need you
Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’
I like in the comments some people are like “well, obviously people are getting body mods and who wouldn’t choose to make themselves hot?” and it’s like.
Folks.
If we’re living in the cyberpunk dystopia and I’m getting myself modded up I’m not going to go for “sexy kewpie doll.” I’m going to have myself turned into like, a 7-foot tall monstrosity with Doc Ock arms and laser eyes. Look, I don’t care if some extra bulk has to be added around my midsection to support the infrastructure, I could give a shit about my waist-to-hip ratio, I just want to be able to scale walls, snatch helicopters out of the sky and throw them at Jeff Bezos.
cyberpunk future where society is divided between supermodel/anime esque exaggerations of the idealised human form, and inhuman utilitarian agglomerations of cables and lights and technology.
ah yes the two genders, ‘kpop star’ and ‘tank’
This is just the uglies/pretties/specials series
Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."
Behold
A chicken
[image: a lemon.]
Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.
gilded age met gala happening while the supreme court overturns roe v wade. fuck
like we are being distracted by sparkles and glamour while our government actively enacts irreparable violence
Holding my laughter in so hard
I'm sorry who the FUCK tagged this as oshacore that is the funniest thing I've seen all day
Laugh all you want, my man is visible in dark environments and unlikely to be struck by oncoming vehicles
